this is a poem and also a song and it goes like this
10 Abortive Attempts At Naming A Novel [masquerading as salient observations of the highest socio-economic import *wink*]
or
How i learned to stop worrying and write it
BUT WAIT——-S’MORE!!! FOR A BRIEF TIME ONLY THIS DEVASTATING POME(:) (LY FUNNY LY CRITIQFUL W/E clearly from the mind of a fruit) is yours for only one thousand doll hairs and available FOR THE FIRST TIME IN N.A.!!!! with a limited unrelated edition afterword
or:
1. there will be oil! : Remediation
2. in theaters this fall
3. drab website design
4. the autobiography of roger ebert
5. Turn around, Bright Eyes
6. how to lose
hmm. hm? m. hm? m. hm? m.
how to alienate
hmm? hm. m. hm? m. hm? m.
how to lose everyone and alienate everyone
7. all my food must now come in a cup, i’m simply too lazy and i lack the muscular dexterity involved in eating solids
8. “i love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard”
9. scissors cut
10. new gin grinchAfterword: Literalize the final line - and you would, I believe - a better president find.
and love the bomb
