(Source: wilwheaton, via thekingwizard)
chrIST
this man needs to be our president
I’m convinced, Ron Paul 2012
(Source: anticapitalist, via nakedandrelativelyunknown)
this is a poem and also a song and it goes like this
10 Abortive Attempts At Naming A Novel [masquerading as salient observations of the highest socio-economic import *wink*]
or
How i learned to stop worrying and write it
BUT WAIT——-S’MORE!!! FOR A BRIEF TIME ONLY THIS DEVASTATING POME(:) (LY FUNNY LY CRITIQFUL W/E clearly from the mind of a fruit) is yours for only one thousand doll hairs and available FOR THE FIRST TIME IN N.A.!!!! with a limited unrelated edition afterword
or:
1. there will be oil! : Remediation
2. in theaters this fall
3. drab website design
4. the autobiography of roger ebert
5. Turn around, Bright Eyes
6. how to lose
hmm. hm? m. hm? m. hm? m.
how to alienate
hmm? hm. m. hm? m. hm? m.
how to lose everyone and alienate everyone
7. all my food must now come in a cup, i’m simply too lazy and i lack the muscular dexterity involved in eating solids
8. “i love watching the bald guy argue with the fat tub of lard”
9. scissors cut
10. new gin grinchAfterword: Literalize the final line - and you would, I believe - a better president find.
and love the bomb
HI TUMBLR!!!!!!!!
i’ve been blunt-cruising with these three tremendously funny fellows indeed (the three greatest african americans to ever live #not racist #fact) constantly, which is why i haven’t tumbled in a while. Besides down grassy knolls. Oswald acted alone. I hope all my followers (read: friends, i am not leader of cult) have a great day.
good morning tumblr
i wish i was the verb ‘to trust’ and never let you down
always blog family email
let me know if i need to change the tempo at all/take voice lessons before the wedding lol
LAST year’s man - Leonard Cohen
